Need some human copy touch?
Grab A Chair πŸͺ‘ THIS is your intervention.

I’m going to hold your hand when I say this - nobody’s going to make you give up your em dashes and brand voice because of ChatGPT. Pinky swear + CROSS MY HEART. β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

Let’s hear it for this done-with-you HUMAN copy audit that gets you into publish mode in 5 DAYS.

No more of…

βœ… β€œI’ll do it tomorrow, I promise”

βœ… β€œWhat if everyone hates it? What if everyone loves it?”

βœ… Audits collecting dust in your inbox

brown tabby cat on wooden windsor chair
brown tabby cat on wooden windsor chair

BIZ BESTIE FOR PERFECTIONIST ENTREPRENEURS

ONLY 4 SPOTS FOR AUGUST @ US $175

You don't get left behind when you know your sh*t! πŸ’…

🎀 Let me just grab my microphone for this one:

When GenAI becomes the norm, your humanity is the differentiator.

The internet is busy hating on the usage of em dashes and Oxford commas, making you feel scared and anxious. They’re literally STOPPING you from putting yourself out there.

BUT WE'RE NOT GATEKEEPING YOUR GENIUS ANYMORE.

Rips up all the GenAI course creator certificates πŸͺ¦

Unsaves the ChatGPT bookmark from your browser ❎

Gets you back to the soft, human lane πŸ’–

Running a business is hard-freaking-work. And you shouldn’t have to do it alone.

πŸ’Έ Investing in your business’s biggest assetβ€”you

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« Not compromising on your art

🌱 Seeking support that doesn’t feel icky

Let's dispel the notion that asking for help is BLAH. Gosh, you deserve better than that.

Not me honing my skills with these brands...

Time to listen to your copy gothmother, Cinderella πŸ‘€

πŸ’– Feeling giddy with excitement while hitting publish on your content

Imagine not asking ChatGPT to give you feedback on your copy for the nth time. 'Cause this time, you know you've done a phenomenal job that'll bring you the eyeballs, the cha-chings, and the praise.

πŸ“ Being at the centre of every industry-related conversation

Not feeling icky when you're talking about your offers? What a concept. The goal is to basically be tagged by every person when there's a mention of your key messaging.

Confidence and clarity is good. But, when you come with receipts for your offers, you know it's going to put you on the "I NEED THAT PRODUCT/SERVICE" list. It's your proof of expertise.

πŸ₯° Actually enjoying marketing your brand online

For perfectionist entrepreneurs who want to bring in more sales, inquiries, and conversations about their brand

DISCLAIMER: Signing up with Grab A Chair πŸͺ‘may lead to...

All of that and more @ US $175

πŸ‘Ύ Level 1: Make your payment to book your slot
My bookings page
My bookings page

Grab A Chair πŸͺ‘ - your anything copy audit is priced at US $175. Once you make the payment, all you have to do is select your slot, and ta-da.

Can't find a slot for yourself? Just email me at riya@ridoesstuff.site

A notion setup for biz details, payments, and invoices
A notion setup for biz details, payments, and invoices
πŸ‘Ύ Level 2: Fill your questionnaire & prepare for the copy check

From one yapper to another, you get to tell me all about your biz in my questionnaire before our audit. I like to do my sleuthing before I give you feedback in level 3.

Psst... you want to know something cool? The turnaround time for the feedback from me is 24 hours from our audit. I will only be booking 4 slots, so I can go completely focus-mode for this.

πŸ‘Ύ Level 3: Make your edits and yap away in 5 days

Release your inhibitions & copy, you people pleaser πŸ‘€

Laziness is a myth created by dude bros who don't want you to succeed. So, let's prove them wrong, shall we?

The whole shebang about Grab A Chair πŸͺ‘

We begin the fun with a copy audit session, more like a check-in with your biz bestie. You lay all your copy troubles for me, and we fix them step-by-step during the session.

Quick caveat, though:
The audit is limited to one-page copy only. For example:
- Website homepage
- Email sequence
- About section
- Services page

Within 24 hours of the session, you get your recorded meeting and a custom workbook.

Days 2 to 4 are what I call "deep work" days. Sure, you're tweaking your copy and getting profesh feedback, but you also get re-acquainted with your brand and what you're trying to achieve with the offer/page.

You also get one final check by me before you take your copy live

DAY 1 & 2

Day 2-4

It may be day 5 of the project, but it's your first day of starting with more self-belief that you can sell consistently, confidently, and happily.

You bring patience within your systems, which means:
- More uptake in views on your page
- People start looking at you as the solution provider
- No more fearing sales

DAY 5

Keeping it simple, soft, and easy-to-execute, as always

ADHD Coach
Face Yoga Expert
Nicotine Replacement Therapy Product
D2C & legacy skincare brands

Google Business Profile Manager
Dating app
Podcaster
Sugar-free sweeteners
Copper & brass kitchenware

Restaurant
Interior designing studio
Steel pipe manufacturer
Indian fashion designer
Tourism brand

From fast-moving consumer goods to slow & gentle services, here are the kind of brands who have trusted me

I'd hire Riya in a heartbeat πŸ’“

”We are a new startup, which means we couldn't afford a failed collaboration. Thankfully, I found Riya. She has been phenomenal with the project assigned to her and providing invaluable advice.

- Akarshak Gera, CEO @ Namastey Australia

"She goes above and beyond for offering marketing efforts, like the email campaign she completed for me. 10/10 recommend if you are looking for someone to bring your content to life!

- Haley Davis, CEO @ Pink Fox LLC

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Riya is a gem. Super easy to work with, and unbelievably professional quality work in such a short amount of time. I was absolutely blown away.

- Richard Comeau, Above The Maze (Canada)

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All your Qs get As here (FAQs, lovingly)

I don't have my copy yet, will you still work with me?

My brain and biz is open to all kinds of people who want to work with me. Grab A Chair πŸͺ‘ may not be for you, but you can always hit me up in my biz DMs or email me at riya@ridoesstuff.site for inquiries.

Is this offer only for creative service providers?

Absolutely not! I'm obsessed with CPG brands, artisans, or anyone with a kickass origin story. Grab A Chair πŸͺ‘ is all about creating space for entrepreneurs who need that human copy touch up and not ChatGPT.

Will you be editing my copy too?

Honestly, my audit workbook with detailed feedback is as good as me writing your copy. However, you will have to do the easier thing of making the final changes and hitting publish. Don't worry, I'll haunt ya until you do. πŸ₯°

What if I'm unable to complete my copy in a week?

I've devised a plan that takes you through all the nerve-wracking bits of writing copy + hitting publish with me. I have 🧚 a secret weapon 🧚 that might involve downloading a self-care app, if you're up for it.

I don't want to do a video call - will I get a discount?

The good part about this offer is that you don't have to be on a video call if you don't want to. I'll show you my gorgeous face while recording the feedback with all your questions answered and more. Unfortunately, no discounts here.

Can I bring my ChatGPT copy to you?

Sure! I've worked with clients who've shown me different options of their GenAI copy and we've worked our way through that too. Disclaimer: We only have 58 minutes to discuss this piece, so you need to pick your copy wisely.

I might not buy you flowers, but you get high-converting words with me πŸ’

Welcome to Riya's hideout. There's nothing I love more than the sound of my clients saying, "Thank you! I didn't even think about it that way."

Startups and new-age entrepreneurs often struggle to find their 'main character moment'. When you work with me, we build something that tells a story but also SELLS.

So, before you go around ChatGPT-ing your way through it, remember nobody likes a copy repeater, and your business needs a chance to shine through.

So, are you ready to be wowed yet or should I make a grander entrance?

20

7

Years of experience

Businesses impressed

You + Me = Getting your copy & praises in! πŸ”₯

This is your judgment-free zone for getting your copy to look profesh, make your dream clients stop & buy, and make you feel more confident in speaking to your target audience.